A True Lady's Christmas List...

With the economy in a rather depressed state these day I have pared down my Annual Lady's Christmas List this year to "what every lady of quality must have," and have forgone the extra niceties that we all want, but don't really need. Offered for your consideration...

A True Lady's Christmas List

• A quality moisturizer
• A 5 star manicure
• Botox maintenance
• Brazilian Bikini Wax
• A pretentious vocabulary
• Affected mannerisms
• A 9" rhinestone encrusted cigarette holder (this one borders on want versus need)
• Lumineers
• Set of 4 Luigi Bormioli All-Purpose Wine Glasses
• A custom colored iPhone (A company called Colorware offers to paint your iPhone in the color of your choice. Either send in your iPhone and wait for it to come back 8-10 business days later, or order your iPhone directly from them, in your favorite color.)
• And last, but certainly not least, and definitely a "must have," Wolford Small Weave Ultra Sheer Fishnet Hose

Good luck Girlfriends, and Merry Christmas!!!