Today, I woke up early as usual. When I was going to have breakfast I slipped on the stairs and got a big whack on my head. To calm me down, I made myself a cup of coffee; I burned my tongue because it was too damn hot. I put a slice of bread in the toaster and when I went to get it out I got an electric shock that threw me on my ass. The telephone rang, it was the police telling me that last night my car was stolen and totaled in a car crash. I decided this was the right time to take a nice hot shower and meditate to bring down my stress and help me to relax. That's when it happened....
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Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed....